Nursing home
The director in a hairnet, the nurses, and the sweet old lady. A certain “cooler” broke down. The local engineer, looking all businesslike, says, “Oil has leaked.” Sure… if half…
There’s a pool, but no happiness.
The heat pump that heats the water for the pool broke down. Well, it didn’t just break down—it started not only cooling the surrounding air to heat the pool water…
Hair spray
A heat pump that heats water in a boiler. It was installed in the “boiler room.” The boiler room is a passageway between the living and business parts of the…
Toaster
At McDonald’s, the toasters are half a square meter in size. Adult toasters. They break down. Yes. They are fixed with WD-40 and some other stuff. A couple of times,…
Registration journal
The air conditioner in the office broke down. The compressor won’t start. It turned out that the capacitor failed, and it took something else with it to the grave. We…
Short one.
— You have a big, new, red Jaguar and you’re 75 years old? I guess I understand you.— The size and significance of a city can be measured not in…